iv.

[athosing]

muses

ALSO DOUBLING AS A TFLN OVERFLOW

Comments

BEST. FRIEND. EVER.

[plagiary]

I would have found out regardless.
Besides if you made me a key this wouldn't happen.
The breaking and entering.
Not the pissing in plant pots.

can you return friends for store credit please??

[severnaya]

I'm not making you a key you aren't my boyfriend.
And the loo is ten feet away! You're a bloody animal.

nO. he tore up the receipt.

[plagiary]

You don't appreciate me enough :(
Also I drank all your vodka. The bathroom was across the abyss.

hence store credit!!

[severnaya]

I appreciate you when you don't break into my house and piss in my plants!
I hate you so much. I'm moving and never telling you where I live.

nO.

[plagiary]

Darling, don't you know the property market has crashed and burnt?
Besides, you don't like me sleeping in your bed anymore. It's closer to the bathroom.

hates. him.

[severnaya]

It'd be worth it to be free of this.
I can't believe we're still having this conversation. Don't sleep in my bed!

[plagiary]

Your couch is fucking awful though.

[severnaya]

I know. Why did you think I bought it?

[plagiary]

You're a masochist and you won't let me take you to the right clubs to find yourself a nice dom?

[severnaya]

Don't you dare.

[plagiary]

There's no shame in it.

[severnaya]

No.

[plagiary]

I'll hold your hand.

[severnaya]

Definitely no.

[plagiary]

You're no fun.
A sub?

[severnaya]

How many different ways must I say "no," Eames?

[plagiary]

You haven't lived.

[severnaya]

Trust me, I've lived far more than I'd like, sometimes.

[plagiary]

I know.

[ Oh no, suddenly serious. ]

I'm a prat, love. You know that.

[severnaya]

I do know that.

[Serious is terrible, but now they can't get off this train.]

I can't make you a key. I can't have another key floating around. Mentally, I can't.

[plagiary]

I don't even have a flat darling.
We're both as messed up as each other.
Still doesn't mean I'll stop breaking in though.

[severnaya]

I know, you keep breaking into mine.
You're the worst friend I've ever had.

[plagiary]

I'll pay you in sexual favours?
I think your autocorrect fucked up 'best'.

[severnaya]

Please don't.
No, I don't use autocorrect. I don't trust you not to have nicked my phone at some point and told it to replace what I say with other, inane, things.

[plagiary]

Would I do that?

[ For kicks, always. ]