iv.

[athosing]

muses

ALSO DOUBLING AS A TFLN OVERFLOW

Comments

[severnaya]

Don't you dare.

[plagiary]

There's no shame in it.

[severnaya]

No.

[plagiary]

I'll hold your hand.

[severnaya]

Definitely no.

[plagiary]

You're no fun.
A sub?

[severnaya]

How many different ways must I say "no," Eames?

[plagiary]

You haven't lived.

[severnaya]

Trust me, I've lived far more than I'd like, sometimes.

[plagiary]

I know.

[ Oh no, suddenly serious. ]

I'm a prat, love. You know that.

[severnaya]

I do know that.

[Serious is terrible, but now they can't get off this train.]

I can't make you a key. I can't have another key floating around. Mentally, I can't.

[plagiary]

I don't even have a flat darling.
We're both as messed up as each other.
Still doesn't mean I'll stop breaking in though.

[severnaya]

I know, you keep breaking into mine.
You're the worst friend I've ever had.

[plagiary]

I'll pay you in sexual favours?
I think your autocorrect fucked up 'best'.

[severnaya]

Please don't.
No, I don't use autocorrect. I don't trust you not to have nicked my phone at some point and told it to replace what I say with other, inane, things.

[plagiary]

Would I do that?

[ For kicks, always. ]

[severnaya]

Yes.

[plagiary]

Ye of little faith.

[severnaya]

Me of perfect faith I've known you for how long, now?

[plagiary]

Too long.

[ He knows you remember those flared jeans. ]

You're a cruel man.

[severnaya]

I have no problem sending your precious Arthur blackmail photos.

[plagiary]

DON'T YOU DARE.

[severnaya]

Stop pissing in my plants. You can only piss in the loo, like a fucking civilized person.

[plagiary]

I was drunk??

[severnaya]

Not an excuse. I remember your mullet phase.