iv.

[athosing]

muses

ALSO DOUBLING AS A TFLN OVERFLOW

Comments

[severnaya]

Yes.

[plagiary]

Ye of little faith.

[severnaya]

Me of perfect faith I've known you for how long, now?

[plagiary]

Too long.

[ He knows you remember those flared jeans. ]

You're a cruel man.

[severnaya]

I have no problem sending your precious Arthur blackmail photos.

[plagiary]

DON'T YOU DARE.

[severnaya]

Stop pissing in my plants. You can only piss in the loo, like a fucking civilized person.

[plagiary]

I was drunk??

[severnaya]

Not an excuse. I remember your mullet phase.

[plagiary]

How dare you bring that up.

[severnaya]

Stop pissing in my plants and I won't have to bring it up again.

[plagiary]

I hate you.

uh wow it didn't send me this??

[severnaya]

Now you know how I feel.

and i thought eames' hatred pushed you away :(

[plagiary]

I haven't got a stick up my arse so no, not exactly.

never!! X-(

[severnaya]

...If you use any of my things to masturbate with, I'm burning down my entire flat.

[plagiary]

You're so sensitive.
Does having a wank in the shower count?

[severnaya]

Please tell me you didn't aim for the tile and you cleaned up after yourself.

[plagiary]

Did you see my spunk in your shower???

[severnaya]

I'm too afraid to look, to be honest.

[plagiary]

You're such a schoolboy :(