iv.

[athosing]

muses

ALSO DOUBLING AS A TFLN OVERFLOW

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STOP BREAKING INTO HIS FLAT, EAMES

[severnaya]

I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in.

I'M SHRIEKING

[plagiary]

Sink is safe. You might want to get rid of the plant pot on the side though.

WORST. FRIEND. EVER.

[severnaya]

I regret letting you know where I live every day.

1/2

[battleshipping]

nts: better locks

[battleshipping]

nts: don't send your boss your nts's

BEST. FRIEND. EVER.

[plagiary]

I would have found out regardless.
Besides if you made me a key this wouldn't happen.
The breaking and entering.
Not the pissing in plant pots.

I ASSUME YOU MEANT PHIL. you're not on the eames train yet.

[accumulator]

What happened?

[ ???? ]

can you return friends for store credit please??

[severnaya]

I'm not making you a key you aren't my boyfriend.
And the loo is ten feet away! You're a bloody animal.

nO. he tore up the receipt.

[plagiary]

You don't appreciate me enough :(
Also I drank all your vodka. The bathroom was across the abyss.

hence store credit!!

[severnaya]

I appreciate you when you don't break into my house and piss in my plants!
I hate you so much. I'm moving and never telling you where I live.

nO.

[plagiary]

Darling, don't you know the property market has crashed and burnt?
Besides, you don't like me sleeping in your bed anymore. It's closer to the bathroom.

hates. him.

[severnaya]

It'd be worth it to be free of this.
I can't believe we're still having this conversation. Don't sleep in my bed!

CORRECT ASSUMPTION. should i be on the eames train?

[battleshipping]

i'm trying to do a thing

[plagiary]

Your couch is fucking awful though.

[severnaya]

I know. Why did you think I bought it?

everyone should be lbr

[accumulator]

A thing with locks?

it's true but who with is the good question

[battleshipping]

yes
but i promise you don't have to worry about it

[plagiary]

You're a masochist and you won't let me take you to the right clubs to find yourself a nice dom?

[severnaya]

Don't you dare.

[plagiary]

There's no shame in it.

[severnaya]

No.

anyone. he's the slutty bisexual glue remember

[accumulator]

Skye.

[plagiary]

I'll hold your hand.

true

[battleshipping]

i want to learn how to break them

[severnaya]

Definitely no.