Darling, don't you know the property market has crashed and burnt? Besides, you don't like me sleeping in your bed anymore. It's closer to the bathroom.
Please don't. No, I don't use autocorrect. I don't trust you not to have nicked my phone at some point and told it to replace what I say with other, inane, things.
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nO. he tore up the receipt.
Also I drank all your vodka. The bathroom was across the abyss.
hence store credit!!
I hate you so much. I'm moving and never telling you where I live.
nO.
Besides, you don't like me sleeping in your bed anymore. It's closer to the bathroom.
hates. him.
I can't believe we're still having this conversation. Don't sleep in my bed!
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A sub?
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[ Oh no, suddenly serious. ]
I'm a prat, love. You know that.
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[Serious is terrible, but now they can't get off this train.]
I can't make you a key. I can't have another key floating around. Mentally, I can't.
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We're both as messed up as each other.
Still doesn't mean I'll stop breaking in though.
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You're the worst friend I've ever had.
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I think your autocorrect fucked up 'best'.
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No, I don't use autocorrect. I don't trust you not to have nicked my phone at some point and told it to replace what I say with other, inane, things.
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[ For kicks, always. ]
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uh wow it didn't send me this??
and i thought eames' hatred pushed you away :(
never!! X-(
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