( By the time Pietro returns Wanda has already gathered napkins for them to use. There's no point bothering with plates when it's just the two of them. Grinning, she climbs to sit cross legged on her bed and makes grabby hands at the pizza. )
It smells good.
( Also welcome home, she guesses. )
If this Avenging thing fails you could be a pizza boy.
( Her grin is teasing as she flips the inhale and inhales the scent of cheesy goodness. )
If I were a pizza delivery person, I would share with you. But that isn't my destiny. I suppose I could read palms for tourists. But that involves touching strangers and you know how I feel about that. Especially in New York.
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i am sorry. i will share the pizza and you can cry into my bosom.
( So dramatic. )
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maybe i will eat the pizza myself and find another bosom to cry into.
[ there was just drama all over the place. ]
i am so sorry i am so slow ahsdjksas
well then i hope you have fun.
( #ominousbackgroundmusic )
don't worry about it, it's all good!
oh, i am sure i will. i will tell you all about it when i come home.
[ #yolo. ]
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[ was this about the pizza he was going to eat? ]
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( veNGEANCE. )
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am i really that much of a burden on your night life, sister?
[ FESS UP. ]
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( :) )
and maybe i don't want you scaring people off.
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[ just like you loved him. ]
you would be bored without me. we both know it.
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i will buy you a drink. but you have to promise that if you give me a piggyback home you'll do it slowly.
( She doesn't want a repeat of last time. )
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[ but it was not easy for him to be slow. slow was just so...boring. ]
and i will come home to cry against you instead of someone else. with pizza.
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It smells good.
( Also welcome home, she guesses. )
If this Avenging thing fails you could be a pizza boy.
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[ he passes her the box before he takes his own seat, rolling his eyes as he does. ]
I am so much better than any pizza boy. You would just want the free pizza. Taking advantage of my last resort employment to freeload off of me.
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( Her grin is teasing as she flips the inhale and inhales the scent of cheesy goodness. )
If I were a pizza delivery person, I would share with you. But that isn't my destiny. I suppose I could read palms for tourists. But that involves touching strangers and you know how I feel about that. Especially in New York.
( Bleugh. )
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[ no one was good enough for her. ]
What do you think your destiny is? Palm reading pizza delivery person?
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( She says it without inflection, looking as innocent as she can while chowing down on pizza. )
It's a tough job, but someone's got to do it.
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Never.