iv.

[athosing]

muses

ALSO DOUBLING AS A TFLN OVERFLOW

Comments

[incitatio]

you make it sound like your life is no fun.
am i really that much of a burden on your night life, sister?

[ FESS UP. ]

[zwilling]

i spend most of it making sure you don't accidentally kill yourself. it's a full time occupation, brother.

( :) )

and maybe i don't want you scaring people off.

[incitatio]

you love it.

[ just like you loved him. ]

you would be bored without me. we both know it.

[zwilling]

fine.

i will buy you a drink. but you have to promise that if you give me a piggyback home you'll do it slowly.

( She doesn't want a repeat of last time. )

[incitatio]

i will do my best.

[ but it was not easy for him to be slow. slow was just so...boring. ]

and i will come home to cry against you instead of someone else. with pizza.

[zwilling]

good. i forgive you now. i will see you soon!

[incitatio]

yes yes, i will be there soon.

[zwilling]

( By the time Pietro returns Wanda has already gathered napkins for them to use. There's no point bothering with plates when it's just the two of them. Grinning, she climbs to sit cross legged on her bed and makes grabby hands at the pizza. )

It smells good.

( Also welcome home, she guesses. )

If this Avenging thing fails you could be a pizza boy.

[incitatio]

A pizza boy.

[ he passes her the box before he takes his own seat, rolling his eyes as he does. ]

I am so much better than any pizza boy. You would just want the free pizza. Taking advantage of my last resort employment to freeload off of me.

[zwilling]

Of course.

( Her grin is teasing as she flips the inhale and inhales the scent of cheesy goodness. )

If I were a pizza delivery person, I would share with you. But that isn't my destiny. I suppose I could read palms for tourists. But that involves touching strangers and you know how I feel about that. Especially in New York.

( Bleugh. )

[incitatio]

You should not be touching anyone.

[ no one was good enough for her. ]

What do you think your destiny is? Palm reading pizza delivery person?

[zwilling]

Speedster Babysitter.

( She says it without inflection, looking as innocent as she can while chowing down on pizza. )

It's a tough job, but someone's got to do it.

[incitatio]

[ pietro reaches forward and knocks a hand against her elbow, fully intending to try and make her end up with grease smudged on her nose and face. ]

Never.