Because "he's a nice man and I feel bad for all the drama." I've never had a cocktail before, but I can't imagine it's enjoyable if it makes everyone act in ways they'd be embarrassed by later.
( Also he's entirely certain he'd try to touch Hank too, so it's a good thing he can't get drunk. )
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Did she really bake cookies? For me?
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Because "he's a nice man and I feel bad for all the drama." I've never had a cocktail before, but I can't imagine it's enjoyable if it makes everyone act in ways they'd be embarrassed by later.
( Also he's entirely certain he'd try to touch Hank too, so it's a good thing he can't get drunk. )
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All right. Bring the fucking cookies.
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So gracious.
( Can you tell he's been learning sarcasm? Whomever did he get that from? )
I'll be there as soon as I can.