iv.

[athosing]

muses

ALSO DOUBLING AS A TFLN OVERFLOW

Comments

[accumulator]

Depends on if you want to be wowed or not.

[battleshipping]

nobody actually likes wasabi-infused bio potato skins, ac
whoever says they do is just hoping you'll forget the food and still let them get inside your pants

[accumulator]

So many of my past dates make sense now.

[battleshipping]

so i'm saying greasy pizza and the sort of chips that not even licking will clean your hands of

[accumulator]

Can I at least still drink classy whiskey?

[battleshipping]

you said beer

[accumulator]

You took away my wasabi-infused bio potato skins. I have to claim something back.

[battleshipping]

i'm terrified

[accumulator]

It's a date then.

[ Or deal. But he typed date. Oops. ]

[battleshipping]

worst date ever
try not to hurt your date while doing something potentially cool

[accumulator]

It sounds like a normal date to me.

[ Clearly how he rolls. ]

[battleshipping]

if that were the case then we've had our first one on lola, dropping from the bus

[accumulator]

All right.
Second date.

[battleshipping]

oh, good
i didn't put out before the first date

[accumulator]

I didn't realise you were a traditionalist.

[battleshipping]

i was brought up by nuns

[accumulator]

All the more reason to fly in the face of that.

[battleshipping]

why not, i'm already going to hell

[accumulator]

No such thing.
I'm proof of that.

[battleshipping]

here i thought you were an angel

[accumulator]

Not even close.

[battleshipping]

oh, i know better now

[accumulator]

I'm glad.