Don't make me think about that in front of the kittens. [ They're practically his children now, Dick. ] Anyway, can you blame me when you're saying all kinds of crazy things? I'm of a delicate disposition you know.
[ Or so say half the nice old ladies who've fallen for Nix's dark looks. ]
Nah, nice in real life means you've got all that pent up meanness to come.
Have you taught them to speak english, or are they mind reading kittens? (Dick looks down at the ones sleeping in his lap, and runs a hand over one, a small smile appearing at the way it shifts towards him more.) You're about as delicate as a concrete block, Lew.
(And he says that with all the fondness in the world.)
Why would I want to be mean to the neighbour kids? They're sweet.
[ He pulls a face. It's a pretty childish face. Never let it be said that Lewis Nixon is a mature man. ]
You know what, I was feeling pretty loving towards you today. Because of the kittens and all. But you're killing the buzz. Maybe I would thank you in the best way I know now.
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[ Or so say half the nice old ladies who've fallen for Nix's dark looks. ]
Nah, nice in real life means you've got all that pent up meanness to come.
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(And he says that with all the fondness in the world.)
Why would I want to be mean to the neighbour kids? They're sweet.
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You know what, I was feeling pretty loving towards you today. Because of the kittens and all. But you're killing the buzz. Maybe I would thank you in the best way I know now.