Maybe I should just shave my head so you wouldn't have to see the hair if that's the issue, but I can do with paper. Do I get holes for the eyes, at least? I think I should get that much.

(Dick snorts with laughter this time around, and clicks his tongue against the top of his mouth.)

Technically the farm is half yours, so I can't really give it to anyone else. You might want to sell it, then. Move into the town house.

Maybe we should have a lesson in lawn mowing this weekend. I'm quite the expert.