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fine.

i will buy you a drink. but you have to promise that if you give me a piggyback home you'll do it slowly.

( She doesn't want a repeat of last time. )

i will do my best.

[ but it was not easy for him to be slow. slow was just so...boring. ]

and i will come home to cry against you instead of someone else. with pizza.

good. i forgive you now. i will see you soon!

yes yes, i will be there soon.

a. Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fireplace? Because those are my plans.
b. Once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
c. He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
d. And I’ve been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. I think that is how all great interventions start.

or choose your own.s

Do you actually have a bear skin rug?

Somewhere. Probably the attic.

I'd have to air it out a little so it didn't smell like old people and moths though.

I'd rather we forgo the rug.

Well, it wasn't exactly the kind of hard wood experience I was aiming for but I'll take it.

( Why does anyone ever talk to him? )

Why don't I see what I can do?

How do you feel about a trip upstate? We could be there by nightfall.

Oh? That does sound appealing. Do you have anything specific in mind?

As we speak, I've booked us a private suite with a fireplace and they assure me there is a freshly cleaned pelt rug.

( 😍 )

You mean we'll have time to ourselves where we won't be interrupted by children? Could it be?

All the time you'd like, darling. But I might have to pretend to kidnap you.

Don't make it too convincing. I don't want to have Scott burst in when I have your cock in my mouth.

Again.

I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at your house.

Edited 2019-01-19 18:10 (UTC)

( Oh, Erik. )

What happened?

Do you mean recently, or are we going back decades.

Well, at least tell me if the champagne and rage are related?

I should have known better than to accept the invitation.

On the plus side I stole a few bottles on the way out. Time to celebrate!

Save some for me, will you? I've had to childproof the liquor cabinet and honestly I'm pretty sure it's now Charles proofed too.

I've never been a fan of drinking alone. Unlike some. How did you childproof it?

Some plastic thing.

Honestly, I was drunk at the time so who knows?

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