iv.

[athosing]

muses

ALSO DOUBLING AS A TFLN OVERFLOW

Comments

[dropzone]

Maybe I do good with them because they remind me of you.
You do that, too.

No one, it would seem.

(Yes. Yes he likes him a lot, even if it's not the most glorious, it's what he's into.)

She doesn't have any of those things.

[baconsandwich]

you know what, i'm rethinking my affection for you.

[ No, he's not. ]

you think everyone is perfect, dick. but she's a monster. i don't need to be that close to someone while they're feeling up sausages.

[dropzone]

I bet you are.



She wants to make sure that we have the best selection, that's all. And you can't really blame any smell you might think you can smell on her. It's probably the place she's working.

[baconsandwich]

her husband doesn't smell like that.

[dropzone]

Why are you getting so close that you can smell her so well in the first place?

[baconsandwich]

she's the one getting close to me.

[dropzone]

I'll have to go have a word with her.

[baconsandwich]

jealous?

[stickseller]

I can get just as many dames as you can, Barnes, I just choose to not show off.

[stickseller]

I prefer being able to walk in the morning. I've got work to do.

[stickseller]

You think I'm cheating on you with Jarvis?

[kalashnikov]

that so?
so how come when we go out i see you looking like a wallflower?

[kalashnikov]

you're choosing work over me fucking you like i mean it?
who are you and what've you done to howard stark?

[kalashnikov]

no, i just don't think a grown man should get his underpants ironed.
jeeze, even steve didn't do that for me.

[stickseller]

I'm nice and let the boys who won't be seeing another dame for a while have them. It's called being courteous. You should try it sometime.

[kalashnikov]

ask the gals who dance with me instead of you.
i'm the most courteous.

[stickseller]

I don't think it counts as choosing when you're summoned by Phillips at 0700 hours, to sit in on a two hour meeting.

[stickseller]

Well Rogers wasn't your butler, was he? It lets them fold easier.

[stickseller]

They ain't really who I want to dance with anyway.
And I'm the virgin mary.

[dropzone]

Of course.

[kalashnikov]

no?
you should ask them. i'm sure they'd be obliging.

[kalashnikov]

he wasn't, but we divided the chores like real men.

[ He's kidding, it's always funny to tease Howard like this. ]

besides, old eddie's so nervous around me, if you were sleeping together he'd probably blurt it out to my face.

[stickseller]

I gotta save my energy.

[kalashnikov]

i'd make it worth your while.

[stickseller]

Are you saying I ain't a real man?

(Of course. Howard knows, but goes along. It's friendly, after all.)

He's nervous around you? What have you done to make him that? He ranked higher than you, I think.