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Do you really want to risk it? I've already been used for target practice with her whip. I don't want to try it again.
Izzy's revenge is subtle and horrible. Best not to tempt her.
Izzy's revenge is subtle and horrible. Best not to tempt her.
it depends.
let us hope he does not cross the path of any doe eyed young women the next few days.
let us hope he does not cross the path of any doe eyed young women the next few days.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night.
I'd forgotten my wallet, and he pretended he didn't know who Captain America was. Who doesn't know Captain America?
well if someone hadn't bored me half to death with church talk.
i thought i'd get luckier with the fish.
i thought i'd get luckier with the fish.
He was, though I put my hands over the top of his face to see if it sparked any memories, but the guy just shrugged.
The crying was unrelated to this incident, but I don't remember what it was about either.
The crying was unrelated to this incident, but I don't remember what it was about either.
damn.
and i thought it was going to be like that fair you dragged me to last month.
you know the one with the old dames and their grabby hands.
i still have bruises on my cheeks.
no fish.
good thing i brought supplies.
and i thought it was going to be like that fair you dragged me to last month.
you know the one with the old dames and their grabby hands.
i still have bruises on my cheeks.
no fish.
good thing i brought supplies.
I told you this, you know. You waved me off.
What was wrong with the fair? We had a good time. I know you liked winning those prizes on the games.
You just have to stop resisting, and it won't be so bad.
Did you bring anything solid, or do I need to come rescue you?
What was wrong with the fair? We had a good time. I know you liked winning those prizes on the games.
You just have to stop resisting, and it won't be so bad.
Did you bring anything solid, or do I need to come rescue you?
i liked embarrassing you with the stuffed animals.
though you really should've kept one of them. i know you can't help your bleeding heart when it comes to needy kids, dick, but i was trying to make a romantic gesture.
maybe the only hands i want on my face are broader and freckled.
bought a sandwich, no bacon though.
though you really should've kept one of them. i know you can't help your bleeding heart when it comes to needy kids, dick, but i was trying to make a romantic gesture.
maybe the only hands i want on my face are broader and freckled.
bought a sandwich, no bacon though.
Maybe I wanted a fish, you ever think of that?
That little girl was happy when I gave it to her, you can't say it wasn't nice to see her face light up like that.
I'm not sure it counts as freckled when it's taken over the entirety.
No bacon? Who are you, and what have you done with my Lewis?
That little girl was happy when I gave it to her, you can't say it wasn't nice to see her face light up like that.
I'm not sure it counts as freckled when it's taken over the entirety.
No bacon? Who are you, and what have you done with my Lewis?
well, you should have said.
i mean i don't mind being the only thing you cuddle up to at night, but i worked hard.
and you have patches of white.
your buttocks, mostly, but still.
you know i'm scared of your butcher now that his wife is looking after front of shop.
i like bacon as much as the next fella but i'm not willing to be interrogated for it.
i mean i don't mind being the only thing you cuddle up to at night, but i worked hard.
and you have patches of white.
your buttocks, mostly, but still.
you know i'm scared of your butcher now that his wife is looking after front of shop.
i like bacon as much as the next fella but i'm not willing to be interrogated for it.
Next time we go to a fair and you win me something, I'll keep it. As long as there isn't a little girl crying.
I'm not you, Nix. I don't parade around in the buff, even if we are alone.
What has she done to you now? Or should I be asking what you've done to her? She's only ever sweet to me.
I'm not you, Nix. I don't parade around in the buff, even if we are alone.
What has she done to you now? Or should I be asking what you've done to her? She's only ever sweet to me.
it's a fair. there's always a little kid crying somewhere. mostly because the damned parents have got them hopped up on candyfloss and they're having a come down.
or they're playing you.
who am i to deny the world my glorious physique?
[ Actually, it's not so glorious but Dick likes him anyway. ]
she has a voice like a foghorn and breath like a foxhole with no sense of personal space.
she doesn't have to do anything to me.
or they're playing you.
who am i to deny the world my glorious physique?
[ Actually, it's not so glorious but Dick likes him anyway. ]
she has a voice like a foghorn and breath like a foxhole with no sense of personal space.
she doesn't have to do anything to me.
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